Expat Vacation: Is Ignorance Bliss?

by Miss Footloose

Romantic AmsterdamDon’t you just love going on vacation? You clean the fridge, pack your bags and lock the door behind you. You get on a plane — to Amsterdam, let’s say — and you forget about your house. After all, what can go wrong?

Have you ever been to Amsterdam? It’s a fabulous town, but then I’m prejudiced since I am Dutch.

It’s July and my man and I are enjoying our vacation in my native Holland while far away in Moldova secret things are going on in our empty expat house. Nobody knows, nobody sees.

We do what we always do when we’re in Amsterdam – we cruise the streets of the old centrum and reminisce. I used to live here as a child, and I met my American prince here while we both were students. We sit on terraces and drink wonderful strong coffee and watch the people go by. I love Dutch coffee and I love people watching.

Although I’m a bit of a food snob, I must confess that on occasion I actually crave Dutch junk food, because, well, it’s part of my cultural heritage and I hope you’ll forgive me. So one afternoon in a small restaurant I order a broodje kroket, which is two slices of bread and two meat croquettes. Please do notice I request whole grain bread, or at least what is called “brown” bread here.

Dutch junk food
Unfortunately I have trouble placing my order because the waiter, a handsome kid with soulful dark eyes, doesn’t speak Dutch. He’s from Portugal, speaks Portuguese, Spanish, English and some French. No Dutch. I’m a bit miffed. I mean, I cannot speak my own language in my own country ordering my own national junk food? Sheesh!

But the sun shines (now) and I decide not to let it ruin my day. We enjoy wandering around in the narrow streets with their fun shops, art studios, and interesting galleries. And yes, the “coffee” shops, where in front cannabis smokers are sitting blissfully in the sunshine. I don’t notice them at first, until the daughters, who have arrived from America to join us, point one out as we pass it. “Don’t you smell it?” Daughter Number Two asks, amazed at my ignorant oblivion. Well, no, I guess not. I take a deep breath. After all, it’s free.

We’re happy to be together, the four of us. And it’s just as well that my prince and I are unaware of what’s going on in our house in Moldova. Because nobody knows. Nobody sees.

I love the canal houses and I want to live in one of them. A straight one. Some are sagging, but I’d like to see you when you’re 400 hundred years old.

Amsterdam grachtenhuizen

These aren’t as crooked as they look on the photo; something to do with where I’m standing and holding the camera.

Should I buy one of these places? I think not. For the price of one of these houses you can buy your own private island in the Caribbean and the weather is better there if you want to overlook hurricanes.

So what about a houseboat bobbing on a canal? Romantic you say? Sadly I’m not that romantic. The coziness of physical closeness is overrated.  I like my space. No houseboat for me.

Amsterdam woonboten

Even houseboats are expensive

To be honest – and I know you won’t believe this — much as I love Amsterdam on a sunny day, I’d rather live in Italy or the south of France where sunny is more normal. Holland is a waterlogged country. Very green, yes, but damp and rainy a lot of the time. Here’s a picture of our first day, sitting inside a Leidseplein restaurant with a cup of coffee and a piece of appeltaart (apple cake), looking out into the rain. It’s July and we’re wearing sweaters. (Fortunately, the rest of our stay is almost rain free. It happens.)

Amsterdam in the rain

A summer day in Amsterdam

A few years ago, I sat on the terrace of this very restaurant with Daughter Number Two. Maybe even on the same chairs you see outside the window. I noticed her scanning the many bicycles parked along the canal with a look of disdain. “What a bunch of crap,” she announced.

Well, yes. These are transport vehicles, not high-tech mountain bikes. And if you have a trendy sport bike, it might get stolen. Bike-stealing is a national pastime here. So I felt it was my duty to enlighten her about this situation, since this is part of her heritage and she should not make harsh judgments about Dutch bikes. Fancy or not, they’re green transportation and people love them. Some even decorate them. Probably give them names.

decorated bike in Amsterdam

Pretty in the rain

Although now and then during our time here I indulge in Dutch junk food to keep in touch with my roots, we mostly eat wonderful food. One night in the center of Amsterdam we dine royally in an upscale restaurant where all the other diners speak Dutch. Imagine that! Not a foreign tongue among them! One street over, the many eateries are filled with tourists consuming mediocre food. So how did we find this place? What can I tell you, I have connections. Such as an Amsterdam cousin, who is a chef. And as we sit there, sipping wine and eating lobster and other deliciousness, secret things are still going on in our expat house in Moldova. Nobody knows, nobody sees.

Days later, as we drive out of Amsterdam to venture into the countryside, my mate’s BlackBerry rings. And that’s when we hear what’s secretly been going on in our empty expat house in Moldova. But that’s another story.

And here it is: What Happens in Your House When You’re on Vacation

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Have you ever been to Amsterdam? What do you like to do when you go back to your home country? Tell me a story!

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Great post! I am an expat from Sydney currently living in Amsterdam, I love it here, I am going on my first visit back home this Wednesday, I haven’t been home in over 4 years! I am really excited and anxious to see how I feel about being back home, there is a long list of things I want to do (and eat!!). But really, my relationship to Sydney was never a good one, I never really felt I belonged there the way I do in Amsterdam, this is what I’m mostly excited and anxious about, will I find i’m… Read more »

More sunshine would definitely make it a lot nicer! 🙂

Marlynn J Wauran

Hi Karen, I actually had a though to do an internship there or be an expat ~ crazy ideas, right? lol

How your picture of the broodje kroket makes my mouth water! For me, it would be a patat speciaal though, with curry. I was really amazed when I visited a dutch friend here in Singapore and she served my kids a glass of Roosvicee. Aparently there is a shop here that sells all things dutch, stuff like that that we craved whilst living in the UK. Will check it out at some point, I am now too busy trying out the local hawkers. But my kids will be so happy when they see the hagelslag and calve peanut butter (much… Read more »


I love going back home to the UK, I finally can relax and talk to people. I feel like living in a country and not speaking much of the language makes me stressed out, come rain or shine.

I am not sure how I would react if I encountered someone in Britain who couldn’t serve me in English, but I think I would feel a lot of empathy for them.


I adore Amsterdam, I find the weather very much like my current city of Vancouver. Rain, rain, amazing summer weather scattered with rainy wet days… In Amsterdam it seems somewhat more romantic though )

I feel privileged to sort of know what’s coming in your next post. Still, can’t wait for the story! We always feel a bit nervous leaving our house here in Africa, because you never know what might happen when you’re gone. Eskom might turn off your power – I’ve written about that one before. And no, never been to Amsterdam, but I know what you mean about wanting to eat some crappy food just for memory’s sake. Our kids are always raving about all the American fast food they can’t have here, and I profess to miss Starbucks, but we… Read more »

Living as an expat in England, I’m experiencing rain of all different strengths and types- does it rain a lot in Moldovia too? I think living in a country with such a strong cycling history would be wonderful with a carefree element to it. Oh, and such a cliffhanger – I love it!

guyana gyal

We’ve been having a bit of rain here, July-August, in the tropics too. Odd weather, to be honest.

Bike stealing has become such a national pastime here that people have slowed down using them. That’s sad because this land is flat, bikes are such an inexpensive, eco-way to travel. Now the city stinks with carbon because everyone’s using cars / trucks / motor-bikes / mini-buses. I’ve heard that in some places in the US, bicycles are becoming a cool way to go, is that true?

I’ve never been to Amsterdam but would like to. I crave British junk food sometimes so I know what you mean!


DYING to hear what’s happening in Moldova, you tease!
I’ve never been to Amsterdam, although I nearly made it–we were supposed to go to a conference there, but things fell through and we never made it 🙁 I was really disappointed.
I am living in my home country at the moment, and very much enjoying this summer. Tons of fresh berries, sun but not heat (except today), lots of green and natural beauty. Oregon is a great place in August. You must come visit sometime.


Your Dutch comfort food looks absolutely revolting, but I do love Amsterdam and all the memories your trip back evoked for me. Looking forward to finding out what happened in your “Nobody knows. Nobody sees.” Expat house while you were away.

I can’t wait to find out what’s going on back in your expat house! I too, am enjoying a summer holiday back home in Canada and have left our expat home (and cat) in the capable hands of a friend. With fingers crossed, I hope we return to a happy cat and undisturbed home! I chuckled as you said that you’d rather live where sunny is more normal. Amen! I was on Skype the other day with a friend in Dubai who took note that I had a ‘jumper’ on (I would call it a sweater but she’s from Scotland… Read more »

Yikes, Miss Footloose, have been left on tetterhooks re what happened to/at your Moldovan abode while you were away!

Amsterdam is one of my most favorite places. I would love to live there some day. I lived in The Hague but prefer Amsterdam. Just walking the streets and allyways and people and canals. Ahh lovely!

maggie myklebust

I can’t wait to hear the rest of the story…

I lived in the Netherlands for three years (Wassenaar) and I loved it there! I miss it and therefore was most grateful to hear about your visit to Amsterdam.

I too went home for a visit this summer, to New Jersey and like you enjoyed the familiarities of my youth.

I have a few friends who love visiting Amsterdam, but I have never been. Now that I live in Sweden and everything is so much closer- so much culture and traditions and new sites to explore! I think you sold me on going for a visit soon- it looks beautiful! Wonderful narrative of your trip, I can’t wait for the rest!


Instead of heading back to Australia this summer we decided to have summer in Europe (although we didn’t find summer until week 5 of our 6 week vacation) 😉 Anyway, we began our trip in Holland with some Dutch friends from lovely Lagos and I loved it. Amsterdam is so beautiful, I love all the beautiful houses lining the canals and I’ve never seen so many bikes. Your ‘junk food’ is to-die-for and those bitterballen thingys, so yummy! Can’t wait for next blog and I do hope that whatever happen to your house is not too major, although I have… Read more »

You are such a tease! Can’t wait for the next installment. 🙂

Chubby Chatterbox

Amsterdam is a wonderful city, one I’ve been fortunate to visit on several occasions. On my last trip I was able to visit Rembrandt’s Night Watch in the Rijksmuseum all by myself for nearly an hour. The museum was being renovated and much of the collection was gone, but Rembrandt and I had a long undisturbed conversation. I also love the coffee shops and art galleries. Wonderful, if you don’t get killed by cyclists.

I love Amsterdam. I haven’t been anywhere else in the Netherlands, but in terms of destinations, it is a city like no other. The food is pure comfort. (Obviously there are other legal comforts as well in this fine city, though I’m not one who is able to take advantage – too active of an imagination to begin with.) The architecture has such character and the history of the city is fascinating. Unfortunately, when I went to Amsterdam, it was a rough time in my life, I got a bit drunk (not hard to do in Amsterdam) and probably made… Read more »

OK, now I’m worried. What a cliffhanger to leave us with!

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